You know you're in Malawi...
When you cram ten people in a Pajero
When kids run all the way up the street yelling Azungu and wave!
When you've tried every variation of PB&J possible
When random fires on the side of the road don't bother you anymore
When you can't fill up on gas because the power is out
When all the women here can out-lift the guys on our team
When a baboon steals your hamburger... Twice
When you're excited that your car starts 3 days in a row
When the produce stand comes to you
When dust is an additional food group
When your "milk" has a shelf life of four months
When a fresh loaf of bread costs less than 50 cents
When a live chicken is in the offering basket
When you really do wonder why the chicken crossed the road
When you say a prayer of safety every time you drive over a bridge
When you signal the blinkers and the windshield wipers turn on
When you cram 30 kids in the bed of a pick up truck, and it's legal
When you experience pure happiness and joy every time you drive through the gates of the Passion Center
Thanks for posting these soooo true statements!!! Made me laugh and cry at the same time!!!
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